Major: “What did the door say to the other door?”
Me: “I don’t know, what did it say?”
Major: “Nothing! Because doors cannot talk!”
Major: “What did the banana say to the other banana?”
Me: “Uh… don’t slip? or something?”
Major: “NO! He said nothing! Because bananas can’t talk!”
Major: “What did the puppy say to the other puppy?”
Major: “Mama! He said nothing, Mama! Because puppies can’t talk!”
After all instances of this same type of joke over and over again, both boys explode in hysterical laughter. “I told you a joke, Mama! It’s a funny joke!”
This was adorable the first 15 times…
But now that I’m pretty sure it’s going to happen in perpetuity… I’m feeling a little… tired.
Currently, the boys are singing the ABC song, putting W in the wrong place.
In unison: “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOW” [hysterical laughter]
That has happened about 20 times…
And both will happen ad nauseam. until Daddy comes home… probably.