Ok, so I present the fabrics for the Dining Room curtains to The Husband. I go through the options and the last one is this one:
Ya’ll know it as Option number 2.
So he quips: “It wouldn’t be a Kyra Fabric unless there was so paisley up in there!”
I’m like, “What? What are you even talking about?”
“You always pick a paisley! Always! You love it so much!”
“What are you even talking about? I don’t love paisley! I never wear it! We don’t own any paisley!”
“Everything you’ve ever picked out has been a paisley.”
“The shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom.”
“The shower curtain in the downstairs bathroom.”
“The duvet cover for the guest bed.”
“The two ties you picked out for me when I bought that suit for job interviews!”
I didn’t even believe him at first. Then I ran around my house.
What!?? I have no idea how this happened… I’ve never walked into a store seeking paisley. Ever! How did this happen? Remember, this is fabric we’ve accrued over time. That blue shower curtain in the downstairs bathroom? First textile I ever bought for us. Was with us in the Beacon Hill apartment! And it would seem that the crazy just went on from there… wow…